If you told me earlier this year I’d be wrapping up 2019 by talking about Jason Derulo’s potentially Photoshopped peen, I’d think you were having a laugh. But alas, here we are – still discussing the singer’s huge ‘anaconda.’
A few weeks ago, Derulo made an unnecessary amount of headlines when he was accused of Photoshopping his penis in a poolside Instagram pic that didn’t leave much to the imagination.
Speaking to TMZ, the singer said, “Photoshop? Photoshop? Don’t make me [pull it out]. There’s not enough women in this area. Just know that us Haitians, we look different.”
“I was in Bali. I honestly [didn’t] feel like that was going to be my most liked picture when I woke up this morning. I posted the motherf*cker early. It was [a photo] from months ago. It was not even something that I just did.”
Speaking of celebs going rogue on social media, you need to hear about Lady Gaga’s crazy tweets:
Fast-forward to this week and it appears that Derulo’s dick pic, whether enhanced or not, was too much for Instagram to handle and has been banned by the social media platform.
Derulo shared Instagram’s notification on his profile, which claimed his post went against “community guidelines” for “nudity or sexual activity.”
“Fuk you mean? I have underwear on,” Derulo captioned the pic. “I can’t help my size.”
He continued his tirade on his Instagram stories, writing, “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this…Instagram took down my Bali pic! They took down my Bali pic!”
“Hey, listen, all these girls showing their ass and all kinds of crazy sh*t and I have underwear on in Bali and they took my pic down,” he continued. “It’s discrimination. Like, I understand, I can’t help my size, but you can’t take down my pic.”
Derulo’s fans ran to his defence in the comments section, and even the official Magic Mike show got involved by posting, “We understand your struggle.”
Will Jason Derulo ever be able to show off his anaconda on Instagram again? It’s one of the greatest mysteries of 2019. Until we solve it, let’s enjoy this iconic video of him pretending to be a cat on Kelly Clarkson’s talk show:
