Let’s get one thing straight about this house: it has several rooms and is in Sydney so you definitely can’t afford it.
In fact, why is this being advertised at all? Surely when places like this go on the market they’re just altered by some sort of rich person app that knowing pulling down less than seven figures a year even knows exists? Even if it’s in Padstow, which isn’t typically described as one of the most desireable locales.
Maybe that’s why the company making it for LJ Hooker Bankstown decided that they didn’t need to worry about selling the house’s features and instead concentrate on A DESCENT INTO PURE MADNESS.
Mere human words cannot do it justice. Just… just enjoy.
The jump atop the kitchen island! The underwater bubbling noises! The dancing – dear god, the dancing!
That being said, why is the toilet visible from the living area? That’s going to create some serious performance anxiety, especially if you’re attempting to squeeze one out as people blithely cavort through the kitchen.
And this… oh god this…
the lj hooker real estate video with the dirty dancing soundtrack matches perfectly pic.twitter.com/XYFAnF10So
— Benjamin ? (@AttackOfTheClaw) April 17, 2019