Queer Eye’s food expert and resident hottie Antoni Porowski has just debuted a teaser video for his Netflix horror short Antoni Psycho, and it’s freaking adorable.
Seriously. Antoni is reenacting the iconic sequence from American Psycho and narrating us through his morning ritual, in his tighty whities.
The narration is meant to sound spooky but there is just not a single ounce of animosity in Antoni’s voice. It still sounds like thoughtfully-offered self-care advice.
“As part of my daily ritual, I start each morning with a home made face mask made of greek yoghurt and steeped green tea leaves.”
There is not enough creepy background music in the world to make Antoni sound scare I’m sorry this man is a sweetheart.
And honestly, bless Antoni’s heart for making light of the world-wide joke about whether or not he can actually cook.
“I don’t care if they like what I cook or not,” he says. “They’ll eat it if they know what’s good for them.”
Antoni Psycho is one of a series of short horror films called Don’t Watch This that Netflix has dropped just in time for Halloween. Hope they’re all as cute as Antoni in his undies doin’ a spook!