Do you ever just look at Harry Styles rocking out in his unabashedly loud outfit choices and think, “Wow, I want to date him”? Because, same.
Which is why we’re here. While the young musician has many endearing qualities – be that his talent, his support of progressive politics or his very cute Cheshire accent – we are here to celebrate his many, many fabulous suits, and the dates that I imagine he would wear them on.
So please come with me on this fantastical fashion journey through Harry Styles’ wardrobe and indulge yourself in some unapologetic thirst content.
Ok. *Takes deep breath*. This sleek, sparkly twist on the classic grey suit with that black shirt unbuttoned halfway down his chest is the stuff dreams are made of.
Specifically, the dream is that Harry wears this number on the first date, because it doesn’t show all his cards just yet but still says loud and clear “you’ll never see anyone as beautiful as me in your life.” True.
He takes you to a swanky bar opening and woos you with childhood anecdotes and cheesy smiles. Let the love story proceed.
Am I the only one that’s in love with Harry Styles’ suits? pic.twitter.com/C03lPx7upt
— High Fashion (@HFchanel) June 27, 2018
First of all, as I’ve established, the answer is a straight up no @HFchanel, you are not the only one that’s in love with Harry Styles’ suits. If anything you are 100% in the majority.
Anyway, this white-printed suit is particularly glorious because just look at those flares. Yes Harry. This is the suit he would wear when he takes you to some famous friend’s wedding, because it says, “yes, I’m not afraid to slay on the dance floor like it’s Boogie Nights and yes, I’m not afraid to outshine the bride.”
Ooft, this purple paisley suit. This is the suit he wears to take you out for your birthday. He sings a husky rendition of Happy Birthday to you at the table and orders three types of desserts for the two of you even though he’s the only snack you need. What a night.
Why is Harry Styles brushing his teeth such a Big Mood? Who knows! But here we are melting into puddles on the floor over this boy’s dental hygiene so I guess this is just the world we are living in.
This wonderfully flamboyant look is his outfit for taking you to the circus. Don’t question it.
Hallelujah to our boy in floral prints!!! Harry in floral prints is one of the best kinds of Harry. This is what he wears when he takes you to brunch and asks you to be his girlfriend AND pays for your smoothie bowl. The perfect man.
Inside a fish and chip shop—the set of the new #GucciTailoring campaign—@Harry_Styles wears a macro gingham sharkskin dressing gown as a coat over a Heritage pinstripe wool suit.
Creative Director: #AlessandroMichele
Photographer: #GlenLuchford
Art Director: #ChristopherSimmonds pic.twitter.com/NK34tC3B6K— gucci (@gucci) June 4, 2018
Three words: breakfast in bed.
Can confirm, Harry looks great in blue. He wears this to take you on a picnic. He reads you poetry and feeds you grapes. These things totally happen in real life ok.
pink and gold customized gucci suit and also painted nails, harry styles is a glowing prince pic.twitter.com/bVbySoH6Cp
— ads (@styIesjack) April 12, 2018
This pink and gold custom Gucci suit jacket is one of the most epic things Harry Styles has ever worn. He probably wears this for his own birthday dinner. Or when he takes you to the premiere of a film about bullfighting. It’s a versatile look.
I can’t even get into exactly what would happen on this date but you can use your imagination.
This bold printed suit is like a love letter to brit-rock culture and a memorable outfit from the Harry Styles look-book. He takes you to a Paul McCartney concert, serenades you during ‘All My Loving’. It’s too good to be true!!!*
*Because it isn’t.
This relatively muted suit that Harry had to wear at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show so that he didn’t outshine the models (which he still did) is the suit he wears when he tries not to outshine you (which he still does). But it’s sweet of him to give it a crack for the evening.
i stan harry styles, his leopard suit and darkened nails. i stan art. pic.twitter.com/wMJQow7DKJ
— ?? (@hxzjaureguii) April 13, 2018
Leopard print! For the intimate dinner at Shania Twain’s house that he takes you to. They give an impromptu performance of ‘Man! I Feel Like A Woman’ and you pass out.
This custom suit Harry wore for his world tour performance in Mexico would also be the perfect fit for your first couple’s trip to Mexico. Same, same but different.
I had a feeling today was going to be the day @Harry_Styles would put on a rock concert while eating a banana and wearing a kilt. #HarryStylesLiveOnTourGlasgow pic.twitter.com/e0xbAu4dfT
— ? (@whenharrymoans) April 15, 2018
Part suit, part kilt, this look from his Glasgow show is an important moment in Styles fashion history. This is what he wears when he takes you to the Game of Thrones season eight premiere because he’s festive and not ashamed to steal the damn show. (Side note: how good are the perks of dating Harry Styles?)
Wearing a metallic millennial pink suit is peak Harry Styles and it’s honestly exploiting our weaknesses.
This look is what he wears to take you to the premiere of The Lizzie McGuire Movie: The Sequel, which is a real thing in the alternate universe in which you are dating Harry Styles. Yay!
It’s an ode to Lizzie’s iconic ‘This is What Dreams Are Made Of’ costume. He performs a soulful cover of the banger before the show and it truly is what dreams are made of.
palomospain: Harry Styles wearing a bespoke #PalomoSpain wonderful sequined suit in his Barcelona tour date. https://t.co/tqVgAjspAw pic.twitter.com/jtOQsYQZSz
— Harry Styles Daily (@hsdaily) April 3, 2018
Harry’s sequined houndstooth suit is perfectly on theme for your couple’s trip to David Jones. Harry likes to get into theme! Deal with it!
Understated, but beautiful. This is what he wears to your wedding.
And this is your face when he asks you to marry him.
THE END.