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Not Even Gwyneth Paltrow's Husband Wants To Hang With Her More Than A Few Days A Week

Gooped.

Oh Gwynnie.

Now, it’s no secret that Gwyneth is a full on weirdo that hung up her mediocre acting hat to sell fake magic voodoo goo that is so expensive you need to take out a mortgage to possess it but she’s said something that was totally intended to be a win for independent women but it’s just meme-worthy.

Miss Gwyneth Paltrow revealed to The Sunday Times that she and her husband Brad Fulchuck only spend four nights a week together.

Look, power to the both of them but when I read that, I burst out laughing. Marriage and relationships aren’t meant to be so… separated? Right? You should want to be around the person/people you’re in a relationship with but maybe that’s just me…

Relationships look different for everyone and I’m not judging, but I’m definitely wondering if Brad and Gwyneth are onto something great here or if Brad just really doesn’t want to be smothered in Goop products and have jade rollers rolled on his private bits and vampire repellant stinking up the house while he’s just trying to live his life.