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We're Filled With Unfamiliar Respect And Admiration For Gwyneth Paltrow And It Feels Weird

It's time to give her the acknowledgement she deserves.
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Spare A Thought, If You Will, For Gwyneth Paltrow's Poor Vagina

Goop lord.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Proves She Hasn't Watched A Marvel Movie After Forgetting Co-Star Samuel L. Jackson

How does one forget they worked with Samuel L. Jackson?
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When Exactly Did We All Start Hating On Gwyneth Paltrow?

A serious investigation into the starting point of when Gwyneth Paltrow became the internet's punching bag.
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Avengers: Endgame Deleted A Scene Because It Was Just Gwyneth Paltrow Plugging Her Weird Goop Stuff

Classic Gwyneth.
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Buteyko Is The Latest Ridiculous Celebrity Fad That Gwyneth Paltrow Surprisingly Didn't Pioneer

Who would've thought?
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Tom Holland Reveals Gwyneth Paltrow Has Actually Forgotten Who He Is Multiple Times

That's awkward...
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Not Even Gwyneth Paltrow's Husband Wants To Hang With Her More Than A Few Days A Week

Gooped.
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Gwyenth Paltrow Has No Clue Which Marvel Movies She's In And Same, TBH

To be fair, 22 movies over a decade is a lot to keep up with.
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Gwyneth Paltrow's Ridiculous New Health Fad Is Making Your Most Basic Veg Super Exxy

It's the new avocado.

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