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Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Show Looks As Batsh*t Crazy As You'd Expect

"Reach new depths."
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Doctor's Advice: Hone Your BS Detector And Leave Your Lady Parts Alone

"Think of it as a really effective self-cleaning oven."
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Gwyneth Paltrow Has Every Right To Feel Conflicted About Harvey Weinstein

She was one of the key figures that ushered in the MeToo movement.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Phoned It In For 'The Politician' Because She Just Wanted To Run Goop

Jade eggs take precedence over memorising lines.
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The Reason Gwyneth Paltrow Didn't Know She Was In Spider-Man Is So Gywneth Paltrow

"Cut that out! Take that back!"
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Even Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Know What The Hell Is Sold On Goop

Righto then.
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Trashing Gwyneth Paltrow For Literally Walking Is A Bit Dog, Come On

Punch up, not down.
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We're Filled With Unfamiliar Respect And Admiration For Gwyneth Paltrow And It Feels Weird

It's time to give her the acknowledgement she deserves.
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Spare A Thought, If You Will, For Gwyneth Paltrow's Poor Vagina

Goop lord.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Proves She Hasn't Watched A Marvel Movie After Forgetting Co-Star Samuel L. Jackson

How does one forget they worked with Samuel L. Jackson?

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