Category: Goop

Here's A List Of Ridiculous Things That Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Buy As Christmas Gifts

Crystal-infused water bottle, anyone?

Gwyneth Paltrow Phoned It In For 'The Politician' Because She Just Wanted To Run Goop

Jade eggs take precedence over memorising lines.

Even Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Know What The Hell Is Sold On Goop

Righto then.

When Exactly Did We All Start Hating On Gwyneth Paltrow?

A serious investigation into the starting point of when Gwyneth Paltrow became the internet's punching bag.

Avengers: Endgame Deleted A Scene Because It Was Just Gwyneth Paltrow Plugging Her Weird Goop Stuff

Classic Gwyneth.

Gwyneth Paltrow Says She 'Didn't Understand' She Couldn't Just Make Things Up For Her Goop Website

Someone's got jade egg on their face.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Infamous Wellness Company Goop Is Getting A Netflix Series That's Playing In Risky Territory

This is not what we need.

According To Gwyneth Paltrow, Gwyneth Paltrow Is Actually Responsible For Making Yoga Popular

Can you believe?

Somehow, It’s Impossible To Hate The Theatrical Extravagance Of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Holiday Gift Guide

Gather ye peasants for we have been granted a peek into how the other half/1% lives.

Gwyneth Paltrow's Woo-Woo Wellness Website Goop Will Have To Pay $145k For Falsely Claiming That Putting Jade Eggs Up Yourself Is A Legit Health Thing

I cannot believe that Gwyneth Paltrow's medical advice was not sound.