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Here's A List Of Ridiculous Things That Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Buy As Christmas Gifts

Crystal-infused water bottle, anyone?
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Gwyneth Paltrow Phoned It In For 'The Politician' Because She Just Wanted To Run Goop

Jade eggs take precedence over memorising lines.
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Even Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Know What The Hell Is Sold On Goop

Righto then.
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When Exactly Did We All Start Hating On Gwyneth Paltrow?

A serious investigation into the starting point of when Gwyneth Paltrow became the internet's punching bag.
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Avengers: Endgame Deleted A Scene Because It Was Just Gwyneth Paltrow Plugging Her Weird Goop Stuff

Classic Gwyneth.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Says She 'Didn't Understand' She Couldn't Just Make Things Up For Her Goop Website

Someone's got jade egg on their face.
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Infamous Wellness Company Goop Is Getting A Netflix Series That's Playing In Risky Territory

This is not what we need.
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According To Gwyneth Paltrow, Gwyneth Paltrow Is Actually Responsible For Making Yoga Popular

Can you believe?
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Somehow, It’s Impossible To Hate The Theatrical Extravagance Of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Holiday Gift Guide

Gather ye peasants for we have been granted a peek into how the other half/1% lives.
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Gwyneth Paltrow's Woo-Woo Wellness Website Goop Will Have To Pay $145k For Falsely Claiming That Putting Jade Eggs Up Yourself Is A Legit Health Thing

I cannot believe that Gwyneth Paltrow's medical advice was not sound.

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