Not everyone can be a winner. But if you can at least go to the toilet in your outfit, then I’d say you’re winning at life already.
And when this chick is making sure everyone on the Golden Globes red carpet is well and truly hydrated, you better be prepared.
This woman holding FIJI Water at the #GoldenGlobes truly came to SERVE. pic.twitter.com/Aln54zOhKY
— E! News (@enews) January 7, 2019
So grab yourself a drink and a comfortable seat on the couch of judging famous strangers.
Nicole Kidman 2/10
Darl, every drag queen in Sydney can tell you sequins and what looks like latex do not mix with bevvies and bathrooms. Maybe her handbag doubles as a catheter?
Lady Gaga 3/10
So much fabric. This is why brides have maids. Guess that’s Bradley Cooper’s job. And we all know how good he is at peeing at award shows.
Irina Shayk 4/10
So tight, can’t move. At least if she doesn’t make it to the toilet in time she’ll have a true shoulder to cry on in Bradley Cooper.
Kayley Cuoco 5/10
White skirt vs far-from-white bathroom floors. Because no matter how fancy the crowd is, every bathroom after a couple of rounds gets feral. Hope you packed the Napisan.
Lili Reinhart 6/10
Good luck taking all that tulle to the loo, love. It’ll dry quickly, though, so there’s that.
Julia Roberts 7/10
This ain’t her first rodeo. And in those pants she could probably ride a horse, too.
Lucy Boynton 8/10
She can drink all the liquids she likes, move freely, and know that should she get any pee on her golden shower of a frock, at least it will blend in.
Amy Adams 9/10
Proving that mums are masters of practical magic. Teal column skirt for the win.
Emily Blunt 10/10
Because Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. Not only does the loose skirt allow her to actually sit down in a theatre, the shortened hemline conveniently avoids manky bathroom floors.
Lupita Nyong’o 11/10
She is an actual goddess and therefore never needs to pee. Ever.