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How To Make Grilled Cheese With A Hairdryer, And Other Genius Uni Meals

Who's feeling peckish?

Being at uni is rarely a period spent enjoying great wealth and/or devotion to healthy eating. To this day I can’t look at a packet of two minute noodles without assuming I’ve got a paper due.

And these fathers have each developed ingenious food hacks to save money and stave off the spectre of death by eating things which technically have the potential to sustain life.

And in this video, they teach these mistakes to their kids for the amusement of HiHo Kids’ viewing audience.

The idea of teaching kids their terrible college tricks is, perhaps, questionable parenting – but let’s be clear, that Kit Kat sandwich is a work of terrible, desperate genius.

Conversely, melting cheese with a hairdryer is absolutely disgusting for so very many reasons, but it’s the perfect hack for when society collapses. And, um, you have a battery operated hairdryer and no dignity.

Prepare accordingly.