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It’s Time To Admit What You’ve Always Known: Chandler Is The Least Funny Friend

Trying to be 'the funny one' is the root of the problem.

Like many Friends fans, I have watched and rewatched every episode of the series more times than I can remember. I have no intention of putting a stop to that pattern of behaviour any time soon, because somehow, Friends still manages to make me laugh.

 

Except rewatching does make a few things clear. First off, it’s no secret that Friends has NOT aged well. It’s plagued with toxic masculinity, homophobia, transphobia, heteronormativity, gender stereotyping and things of the like. Some episodes are actually hard to watch.

But rewatching also crystallised something that I must have known all along. Although Friends makes me laugh, not all the friends contribute equally to the comedic value of the show. In fact, Chandler is often not funny at all.

Thus making ‘the funny one’, the least funny of them all.

Chandler Bing, of course, has his moments. He absolutely can be funny occasionally. But by virtue of self-identifying as the comedian of the group, Chandler simply tries too hard. He too-frequently answers banal, semi-rhetorical questions with elaborate punchlines that are as random as they are snarky.

When someone asks “guess what?”, that is not an invitation for your stand-up routine every damn time.

The best humour in Friends is derived from the characters being the butt of the joke – which Chandler actually does well – and when the one liners are intended first and foremost as jabs at another character. Chandler makes too many jokes for jokes sake, too often.

Perhaps if it occurred less often it wouldn’t be so bad, because one-liner gems like this one wouldn’t be buried in the rubble of Chandler’s bad jokes.

Ross [on the phone]: “No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect.”

Chandler: “Well, maybe he was nervous”

I still love Chandler Bing and what he contributes to the show, but once you admit it you can’t ignore the truth. Chandler’s material is too-often convoluted and something of a nuisance. Chandler is the least funny friend.

As a footnote, I would like to add that Ross is the funniest friend, and Phoebe is the most likeable friend. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

The Official, Mathematical Top 10 Best TV Shows Ever Have Been Decided To End Your Debates

If you trust IMDb voters.

Everyone seems to really enjoy diving head first into arguments of the respective quality of different pop culture creations, so why not throw some fuel on the fire with this semi-official top 10 TV show calculation?

The list was created by Reddit user wittmannf, who used the Internet Movie Database (IMDb) crowd-sourced ratings to rank the series. To start, they narrowed down the choices to IMDb’s top 250 highly-rated shows – which were ranked based on the mean rating of all episodes of each series.

IMDb ratings are culminations of public ratings that are registered with the site, so for democratic fairness/statistical significance wittmannf excluded shows that had less than 50k ratings.

That took some popular shows out of the running, especially if they are more recent released that have not yet garnered a huge audience. The science of it isn’t perfect, but it’s something.

With the shows that remained, wittmanf ranked the top 10 by averaging out the ratings for all of the episodes, but also listed the show’s series rating. The difference between these is interesting, and so are the winners.

As you can see, the Japanese anime series Attack on Titan came out well and truly victorious.  

In second place we have the 2014 Cosmos science documentary series hosted by the one and only Neil deGrasse Tyson. I think as a civilisation we can be proud of this.

From there we’ve got plenty of binge-worthy options, including Game of Thrones just sneaking into fourth place. Depending on the upcoming show finale we may or may not see GoT move up or down this ranking, though seeing as fans seem to love to be negative it’s good to keep expectations low.

Of course, IMDb is not necessarily the perfect platform from which to calculate show value, but the listed shows are undoubtedly pretty damn good.

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