Category: Eurovision

Hungary Has Quit Eurovision But Defs Not Because It's 'Too Gay', Promise

I have my suspicions.

Australia's Bid To Win Eurovision Went Exactly As You'd Expect An Island Nation Located Nowhere Near Europe Would

What a bloody great performance though!

Today I Learned: Eurovision Once Had A Song In A Completely Made Up Language

Malicious rule compliance of the highest order.

Euron Greyjoy Hosted 2014's Eurovision And We Hope Everyone’s Okay

Commandeer of the Iron Fleek.

Kate Miller-Heidke Is The Perfectly Extra Pop Dork Diva That Eurovision Demands, And Australia Deserves

Here's why.

Finland's Tapped Darude For Euovision So Australia Better Lift Its Trance Game

At least we can be fairly sure he won't be doing a power ballad.

Aussie Songwriters, Here’s Your Chance To Have Some Cheesy Love Song You Wrote At 17 Be Sung To Millions Of People Around The World

Perhaps crowdsourcing is the missing key to Australia's success at Eurovision all these years.

Eurovision Is A Waste Of Everyone’s Time And A Curse On All Our Houses

The weird isn’t always wonderful.

The Finalists For Eurovision Have Been Announced But What's More Important Is Why The Others Didn't Get Through

Because they can't all be Celine Dion, ABBA and Katrina And The Waves...

Jessica Mauboy Is In The Eurovision Finals And Now We're Patriotically Obliged to Care About Eurovision

National pride demands that we all get up at 5am on Sunday to watch the finals, everyone.