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Here Are All The Jobs That Robots Have Taken For The 2020 Olympics

Your dog may need to file for unemployment.
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These Are All The Accessories I Want For The New Era Of Flip Phones

Flip it and reverse it.
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Co-Star’s Blink-And-You’ll-Miss-It Protest Of Google’s ‘Anti-Astrology' Bias

"This is unacceptable."
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Sucks To Be An Influencer Cos Instagram Is Hiding Photoshopped Pictures

I'm really so sorry, influencers.
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This Aussie Uni Is Straight Up Stalking You To Make Sure You Don't Wag

Things are getting dangerously Orwellian.
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Add Your Smart Vibrator To The List Of Things That Can Be Hacked

Turned off.
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I NEED To Know Why Cristiano Ronaldo Is Rocking An iPod Shuffle From 2010

*plays 'Club Can't Handle Me' by Flo Rida*
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Your Douchey Instagram Captions Can Now Cop You A Warning

Stopping awful posts before they ever get sent.
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Apple's New Souped-Up Mac Pro Will Cost You Your HECs Debt And Then Some

Buy a house or a Mac Pro? The choice is yours.
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Get Ready To Spend 1000 Years In Space If You Want To Save Humanity

Settle in.

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