Queer Eye thirst trap Antoni Porowski and domestic goddess turned convicted felon Martha Stewart are now pals, but sadly, it’s not all friendship bracelets and hair braiding.
Martha Stewart recently took to Instagram to call Antoni Porowski out for forgetting to tag her in pics he posted of himself visiting her horse stables and cuddling her dogs.
“Dear Antoni: This is @marthastewart48. You did not tag me on this photo of my stable nor the photo of my beautiful dogs Han, Qin, Bete Noir and Creme Brulee. We are bummed about that because you have so many followers and you are my Christmas cookies!!!” she commented on his photo.
“You were nice to not post the forbidden scenes and we thank you!!!” she added.
Ashamed he’d wronged such a sassy queen, Porowski apologised to Stewart via his Instagram stories: “Dearest @marthastewart48 (I got your Insta right this time), apologies for not respectfully mentioning dear doggos [Empress] Chin, Emperor Han, Bete Noir, and cuddle monster Creme Brulee.”
“They deserve recognition also I re-watch your cabbage roll demo with your dear mum Mrs. Kostyra more often than I care to admit. *Also @moll_doll23 would’ve wacked me across the head if I posted said forbidden scenes.”
Martha Stewart didn’t respond to Antoni Porowski’s plea for forgiveness, leading the Queer Eye star to post a photo of himself warming his hands by the fire, captioned: “Patiently keeping my hands warm by her fire until @marthastewart48 follows me back.”
Finally, Stewart replied, writing in the comments: “I think we started a social media ‘feud,’ which was not the point. I just wanted you to acknowledge my fire, my animals and my food, which you seemed to love???”
In one final attempt to win her forgiveness, Porowski responded, “@marthastewart48 I’ll faux-feud with you any day. Your adorable & gentle pups, latkes with caviar, Virginia ham, and hospitality (oh and all those cookies) deserve ALL the acknowledgement.”
Sounds like the words of a man desperate to get out of the dog house and escape the terrifying wrath of Martha Stewart. We are praying for you, Antoni Porowski.