Hoo boy, you’ve really done it this time, internet. The whole “butthole cut” of the Razzie-winning Cats movie was meant to be a funny joke and something to laugh at as a way to lift everyone’s spirits while we’re all in isolation. But some fans have decided to take things one step too far by making a “butthole cut” of Cats a horrifying reality by taking footage from the moving and sticking CGI buttholes on the entire cast.
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Thanks to rumours surrounding the existence of an actual cut of the Cats movie where the entire cast has CGI buttholes, fans have been frothing at the mouth for this version to be released. Given how objectively crazy the original film was, the only thing that could possibly top it is the same film but with butts. It’s a logical train of thought.
Well since Universal Pictures would rather forget about the Cats movie entirely, some fans have decided to take it upon themselves to deliver the “butthole cut” to the masses by sticking pink CGI butts to footage of the cast and the result is… an absolute abomination.
There’s not enough weed, magic mushrooms or LSD that’ll make the horrifying reality of this “butthole cut” of Cats go down any easier so you might as well get it over and done with right now.
You know that moment where you think you want something, only to be filled with deep regret when you finally get it? That’s the exact feeling I’m getting right now with this horrific Cats butthole cut.
Now I’m really curious at what Seth Rogen thinks of all this. Maybe he can get high, watch this Cats butthole cut, and then tweet about it for our entertainment.
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