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We’re Living In A Simulation, And Ghosts Are Here To Prove It

Everything is a lie.
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Elon Musk Really Keeps Digging That Hole Like He Wants His Own Thai Cave, Huh?

At some point you just got to admit you're wrong. Unless you're Elon Musk.
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Grimes Removed Part Of Her Eye To Treat Depression, And That's Just The Start Of Her Wild Workout Routine

Weird flex but ok.
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It'll Cost One Billion Dollars To Make Elon Musk Burrow Through The Blue Mountains Like A Mighty Wombat

Look, who hasn't wanted to live their life as that most noble of marsupials?
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Elon Musk is Burrowing Under LA And Is Definitely Not A Supervillain

This is all perfectly normal activity by a run of the mill company, just like Lexcorp.
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Grimes’ New Single 'We Appreciate Power' Is Basically How We Imagine A Stoned Chat With Elon Musk

Did... did Elon Musk write these lyrics?
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Elon Musk Doubles Down On Calling Thai Cave Rescuer A Pedo, Because When You're That Rich, Threats Of Lawsuits Don't Scare You

Grimes, come and get Elon please, he's acting up again.
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Michelle Williams Talking About Her New Marriage Is Both Beautiful Life Advice And The Antidote To The Drag That Is Elon Musk Dating Grimes

Can we have Michelle Williams say insightful stuff whenever Elon Musk decides to be a jerk?
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Elon Musk Issues Suspiciously Well-Crafted Apology For Calling The Cave Diver A "Pedo"

He was definitely NOT forced to issue the apology by a stressed-out PR team. Nope.
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Elon Musk Is Straight Up Insulting The Thai Cave Divers Now, So Can Someone Go Check To Make Sure He's OK?

Calling Thai cave diving hero a "pedo guy" is just the latest thing tarnishing the technocrat's Saviour Of The World reputation.

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