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#Drought

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Expect To See Even More Bin Chickens In Your City Thanks To The Weather

They didn't ask for this destiny.
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Cotton Farms In Queensland Are Chock-Full Of Murray-Darling Water, Unlike The Murray-Darling

That drought seems to be excitingly industry-specific.

A Farmer Celebrated The Rain On The Weekend In The Most Aussie Way Possible... By Doing A Nudie Run

As inconvenient as it may have made your weekend/Monday commute, spare a thought for the people it affects most.

Thirsty Emus Are Mobbing A NSW Town After The Drought Leaves Them Without Food And Water

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The Government Is Promising More Action On Drought-Affected Farmers, But Less On Climate Change, Despite One Causing The Other

"Siri, define 'Talking out of both sides of one's mouth'."
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As Per The Conditions Of Our Defeat In The Emu War Of 1932, Emboldened Emus Arrive In Broken Hill To Assert Their Feathery Dominance

Gangs of emus are running amok in Broken Hill, clearly heralding the second Great Emu War.
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Sorry, Salad Fans: Fruit And Veggie Prices Could Soar If The Drought Keeps Going Which Means You're Going To Be Broke And Riddled With Scurvy

Time to limber up for several months of rain dances because we're screwed if that doesn't work.

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