Category: Drink

So Rob Lowe’s Contribution To His House Is Pouring 7UP On The Xmas Tree

Literally.

Macca's Has Saved Summer By Combining Real Coffee And A Thickshake, Just Take My Money

The iconic vanilla thickshake just got better.

Milk Is Genuinely So Yuck So Chug Down On That Big Glass Of Reality

Stacks on, milk-drinking heathens.

There's So Much More To Splendour In The Grass Than Music And Muddy Gumboots

Say it with me: treat yo' self.

James Bond Has A Drinking Problem, Say Researchers With Too Much Time On Their Hands

Remember, never drive your invisible car when intoxicated.

Scientists Have Spilled The Tea On Why People Prefer Coffee And Just Hand Us A Cuppa Already

Damn it, is there nothing in our lives that's purely the product of our own unique powers of choice?

Behold The Insanely Strict Melbourne Cup Dress Code, That Seems Ironically Unaware Of How Messy Everyone Gets

It’s very important to get as fancy as you can before you get as messy as you can. Obviously.

Drinking Vodka Mixed With Energy Drinks Is Scientifically Proven To Start More Fights Which I Could've Told You Without Spending All That Money On A Study

And in other news, water is wet, the sky is blue, and Superman can fly.

Stock Up On Your Favourite Powerade Of Hungover Choice, Because Coke Could Be Benching The Next Day Miracle Elixir

A new investment made by Coca-Cola could herald the end of our favourite hangover cure.

Weep, Gentle Nation, For It's Time To Bid Farewell Forever To Coke Zero

Ask not for whom the bell tolls: it tolls for the marketing around an underperforming soft drink brand.

Study Shows That Avoiding Booze Extends Your Joyless, Empty Life

Why enjoy a laugh-filled afternoon with friends when you could enjoy more lonely, empty stress-hours instead?

Johnnie Walker Have Announced Jane Walker Because Apparently Women Are ‘Intimidated By Whisky’

First they wanted Jane Bond, now there’s Jane Walker, WHEN WILL IT ALL END?!