A four-year-old interview where DJ “ANOTHER ONE” Khaled says he doesn’t go down on his wife because he’s “the king” went viral over the weekend.
DJ Khaled says he doesn't perform oral sex, but expects it from his wife because he's the king: "Different rules for men" https://t.co/tj1udanmpA pic.twitter.com/HWI0fdTqd6
— The Root (@TheRoot) May 4, 2018
I don’t really have to unpack the misogyny here, do I? The idea that giving head is a submissive act – and so it’s expected for women to do it to men, and emasculating for men to do it to anyone – is outdated as hell.
Dj Khaled said “my praise to her is “did you like that dinner? Do you like this house? This car? The clothes?” It made me gag because a lot of rich men think you owe them your body and soul when they buy you shit. They’re the first to offer to do it, then act like you owe them.
— Arya✨ (@StoveAllergy) May 4, 2018
It’s whatever you and your partner make it in the (consensual) moment. Having someone’s face in and around your junk can make you feel dominant because they’re focused on your pleasure, or submissive because they’re so good you’re helpless once they get going, or it can be not about power at all because sometimes sex is actually just about mutual fun, you guys?
You’re seriously missing out man. Take it from someone who has pride and thoroughly enjoys pleasuring women. ?
You should grow up. https://t.co/hllmvQ8mSS— #EvanRachelWould (@evanrachelwood) May 4, 2018
Lil Wayne has been bragging about how much he loves going down on women for years. And whether it’s Weezy’s influence or just another way for straight dudes to tell themselves they’re awesome, it’s well and truly accepted that giving good head is a great thing.
As DJ Khaled now surely knows, given that he’s been owned online by everyone from The Rock to Smash Mouth, Richard Marx (yeah, the guy you always and only hear on Smooth FM), and, uh, Dictionary.com.
Ahem.. *clears throat*
as a man, I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI.. I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread ?— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) May 6, 2018
A King who doesn't is no King at all. https://t.co/Jg1GAlfIjI
— Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) May 4, 2018
1. He’s missing out. 2. I bet some other guy isn’t. https://t.co/pvUzRTPToK
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) May 4, 2018
Double standard. A code containing different provisions for one group of people than for another, especially an unwritten code of sexual behavior permitting men more freedom than women.
See also: DJ Khaled? ? https://t.co/OISC53qTde https://t.co/AeAg5pl84T
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) May 4, 2018
And there’s a bunch of very performative “DJ Khaled may not eat it but I will, ladies, just saying” all over Twitter. (I’m not going to embed those here because they need neither the attention nor the shaming, but you know the type.)
big ups to all the straight dudes using dj khaled's anti-cunnilingus comments to brag that they DO perform oral sex, nay, they actually ENJOY it? MVPs. all of you. doing god's work. we are not worthy. come collect your bare minimum awards.
— miel (@miel) May 5, 2018
You’re absolutely allowed to not do something you genuinely don’t enjoy doing in bed! That’s always, always true. But if your reasons for not enjoying something are, say, based on backwards sexist BS about gender roles and what men are entitled to, maybe you could look into developing your taste for it.
But let’s also be clear here: just going down (on anyone) is not the same as being good at it. Ask any woman who has sex with men about the worst head she’s ever had, and she will have stories: from the pain of stabby too-tense tongues and vacuum-cleaner suction, to the dudes who change it up every time you make a noise indicating they’re actually on the right track.
Seeing men who treated my clit like a scratch off posting how trash dj khaled is pic.twitter.com/SA8UkvQwa0
— baba_yaga420 (@ratmanager) May 6, 2018
There’s always those dudes who heard something about tracing the alphabet or her name with your tongue when they were 15 and have never strayed from that (unless her name is PPPPPP………………………^^^^^^^^^^^°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° – in which case it might be worth a try).
And, of course, the dudes who treat it like an endurance sport, staying down there for 45 minutes to little effect, like it’s about putting in the time rather than doing anything specific. You’re not stirring a risotto. You’re working out a guitar solo by ear: pay attention while you play, and when it sounds right, you know your finger’s in the right place, so keep it there.
Of course, there’s no better way to learn than practice, practice, practice. Practice paying attention, practice treating women as individuals with different preferences and responses, and if you need to, practice getting off on the knowledge that you’re getting someone else off.
If you can’t manage that, you’re only playing yourself.