I’m not quite sold on the upcoming Wreck-It Ralph sequel, Ralph Breaks The Internet, because it’s just lacking something based on what I’ve seen from the trailers. Having said that, I am already straight up in love with the movie’s new takes on all of Disney’s iconic princesses.
Violent Cinderella. Hyper-active Rapunzel. Ditzy Snow White. Just when you thought your favourite princesses couldn’t be more lovable, they managed to do the impossible.
And based on a newly released still from the movie in which every Disney princess are having a casual sleepover with Vanellope von Schweetz, I would 100% skip Ralph Breaks The Internet if it meant we got a massive Disney princess ensemble movie.
Exclusive: See the @Disney princesses’ new outfits in #RalphBreaksTheInternet @wreckitralph https://t.co/89WjRJ3cXb
— Entertainment Weekly (@EW) August 9, 2018
Let’s just unpack this brilliant still that surely needs to be ranked alongside the Mona Lisa as an iconic piece of art.
Firstly, they’re all wearing loungewear instead of their usual outfits we all know and love. That in itself is just pure eye bleach, but it’s the fine details that really elevate the still from “awesome” to “goddamn masterpiece”.
Vanellope being the centre of attention? Adorable as usual.
Tiana sipping on a milkshake with her hair down? Brilliant.
Anna chilling while munching on a big ol’ bag of chips? Completely relatable.
Else rocking a “just let it go” jumper? Magnificent.
Pocahontas clutching a pillow to her chest? So wholesome!
Moana and Rapunzel lounging all over each other? YAAAAS.
Ariel looking pensive and deep in thought? Love it.
Cinderella relaxing on a bean bag? God I wish I had a beanbag.
Snow White wearing a shirt of the poisoned apple that nearly killed her? Most epic power move ever.
And my personal favourite princess, Mulan, rocking some high tops, jeans, an a bomber jacket? Oh god, just shoot me now, please.
I’m sure Ralph Breaks The Internet will be a great movie but let’s be real here, all of us will watch it purely for every single scene in which all the Disney princesses interact with Vanellope and each other.
If you’re reading this Disney, make an ensemble movie featuring all the princess right now, please, because it will be the greatest thing ever made and will almost certainly win the Most Popular Film Oscar next year.