New Pictures Suggest Gal Gadot Will Fix The Worst Decade God Ever Gave Us With Wonder Woman 1984

I have no memory of the 1980s. Not because I was living it up, slamming Crown Lagers at Pub Gigs and doing blow off of a Lamborghini Countach with “colourful business identities,” but because – for the final death rattles of that weird decade – I was primarily focused on learning how to use a toilet.

My teens were weird.

However, you don’t need to have lived in the 80s to know that it is widely considered as one of the trashiest, loudest, most self-centred decade in history.

Also, this guy taught children about the dangers of drugs:

Not only did the 80s give us bad fashion and bad people, it also birthed some of the worst superhero movies ever made.

Truly horrible films such as the 1-Star rated R.O.T.O.R, the 2-star rated Robo Vampire, and (my personal favourite) the 25% fresh Condor Man.

Feel free to watch the trailer, although it may hurt your brain.

However, Hollywood is keen to make it up to us, with Warner Bros teasing two pictures from the principle photography of Wonder Woman 1984.

There’s not a lot confirmed about the next Gal Gadot flick, but the fact that the pictures seem to be set in the 80s (or present-day Adelaide), I think it’s safe to say that we’re looking at a shoulder-pad infused, fluoro-coloured romp through the decade everyone loves to hate.

Here’s the first picture, featuring a targa roof, laser effects and what appears to be J.R from the original Dallas series:

And, here’s the picture that has message boards blowing up all over the world, featuring that dude that I was sure died in the last film:

So, not only has he not died… but he hasn’t aged during the years between 1917 and 1984?

At first, I thought maybe this was some kind of cheap shot, like it’s going to end-up being a dream sequence or something equally clichéd.

However, if you take a close look you’ll see that Steve’s rocking a Casio wristwatch and a pair of Nike Cortez runners – tres 80s!

Whether it’s an 80’s romp or not, it’s also been confirmed that Kristen Wiig is going to star as the villain, and that’s all I need to know to be excited for Wonder Woman 1984.