It’s no secret that dating is quite a struggle many single people with Tinder (or any dating app) face. But for those who are losing hope in ever finding “the one,” take some inspiration from this 83-year-old granny who is having the time of her life after getting into online dating.
After being married for over 25 years before splitting up with her ex-husband, Hattie Retroage said she missed casual dating and decided to get back on the bandwagon by getting Tinder and describing herself as:
“Hattie, 83, fascinating older beauty.
“Seeking a steady younger friend/lover for a shared life of adventure and passion. No pro-Trump and no players.”
Next she she knows, she’s having her way with much younger dudes who are eager to please. In her own words: “They love giving orgasms and I love getting them, so now I have a steady stream.”
So why does Hattie go exclusively for younger men? Well according to her, men her age aren’t around any more. Can’t argue with that.
Secondly, she discovered that younger men these days really love the idea of dating older women, especially if they’re as old as their nan, saying that “they get off on getting a woman off” and that attitude is “very different” from her younger days. No arguing with that either.
Another win-win of dating young dudes is she also doesn’t have to worry about things like “emotions” or commitment either, which is fine by her since all she wants is a good time at this point in her life.
Perhaps the biggest thing Hattie wants to do though besides having her way with the hordes of fkbois at her beck and call is to get rid of the negative stigma people have of “cougars” and aging. As Indiana Jones once said, it’s not the years, it’s the mileage.
Good on you, Hattie, don’t let anyone stop you from living your best life!
As for how successful she’s been on Tinder, Hattie says she’s met around 50 men aged between 19 (she thought he was older and wouldn’t have rocked his world had she’d known) to 33 and there are plenty of other men lining up on her matched list on Tinder. Damn, age is truly just a number.
Hats off to Hattie, who is breaking down negative stigmas about dating younger men as a “granny” and having the time of her life while doing it.
Goals right there.