'A Christmas Carol' Is Actually About Child Labour, Not The Holidays

TIL: Charles Dickens really didn't care too much about Christmas.

Christmas is a time for happiness, an excessive amount of red and green decorations, a generous amount of presents, gorging on way too much food, and most importantly, re-reading or re-watching movie adaptations of Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.

Ever since the A Christmas Carol was published in 1843 and subsequently popularised a whole heap of Christmas traditions into the public consciousness, it’s become almost an unwritten law at this point to reacquaint ourselves with A Christmas Carol at the end of each year.

You’d think Charles Dickens wrote the novel as a way to celebrate the holidays while telling the story of a stingy old man learning about the value of kindness and generosity. But as it turns out, he wrote it as an allegory for child labour and the wage gap that was gripping Britain at the time.

Take all those Christmas thoughts and get outta here!

A Christmas Carol originally began as a pamphlet titled ‘An Appeal to the People of England on behalf of the Poor Man’s Child‘, and was intended to shed some light on the brutal child labour problem in the UK, which was experiencing an economic depression.

Having worked in a factory as a child due to his family’s financial difficulties, Dickens was sympathetic to the issue and interviewed many young kids about their horrible working conditions. He noted how people were seen as disposable resources rather than humans and children in particular were exploited for labour because they worked for the lowest wages.

Dickens gave a fundraising speech on October 5, 1843, where he urged workers and employers to work together towards educational reform. As passionate as his speech was, Dickens soon realised that the best way to reach the greatest number of people was to write something incredibly important that masqueraded as an emotional Christmas story.

And that’s how A Christmas Carol was born.

Period accurate recreation of Charles Dickens writing ‘A Christmas Carol’.

Dickens finished writing the novel in just a couple of months and it became an instant success that captured society’s imagination with both it’s heartfelt tale and simple allegory.

Ebenezer Scrooge is clearly a metaphor for self-interest and representative of the wealthy class in Britain at the time while Bob Cratchit and his family are symbols of the working class. The happy resolution at the end can also be read as Dickens’ idea of addressing the wage gap issue.

By having Scrooge give Bob a raise and treating everyone with kindness, Dickens is putting forth the idea that employers are responsible for their employees and should treat them as human beings rather than mere tools, as well as the importance of taking care of future generations.

It’s quite amazing that A Christmas Carol has continued to endure after all these years and it’s a testament to Charles Dickens’ talent that he somehow managed to Trojan horse a cautionary tale about the need for generosity and kindness into a heartfelt Christmas story about an old man who doesn’t want to part with a single cent.

In Arguably More Shocking My Chemical Romance News, Gerard Way Is Related To Joe Rogan!?

News of My Chemical Romance's reunion is secondary to this.

Get out your eyeliner and black clothes because after several years of sleeping in coffins or something, My Chemical Romance is reuniting. But as exciting as this piece of monumental music news is, it is arguably less shocking than another tidbit that came up: the band’s frontman Gerard Way and podcaster Joe Rogan are actually related.

During a chat with Kevin Smith (via Tone Deaf) on his podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience, Joe was asked about his family. Specifically, Kevin brought up the issue like this:

“I gotta ask a question on behalf of somebody else. Your grandmother named Josie—Gerard Way, lead singer of My Chemical Romance.” 

To which Joe replied with a simple:

“Yeah, we’re related.”

Talk about two peas from wildly different plant groups. One is a podcaster who dabbles in things ranging from stand-up to UFC and the other is, well, Gerard Way.

As for what their relation is, apparently the pair are cousins through the aforementioned Josie, who is Gerard’s aunt and Joe’s grandmother, as Smith explains:

“I’m talking to Gerard, and he goes, ‘I don’t have 100% confirmation on this, but I’m pretty sure Joe Rogan is my cousin because my Aunt Josie was his grandmother.'”

The chances of two famous people being related are pretty low, let alone those two people being Gerard Way and Joe Rogan. But interestingly, despite being from the same family, Joe says he and Gerard don’t actually know each other.

With My Chemical Romance reuniting and The Joe Rogan Experience being one of the most popular podcasts around, the only reasonable course of action now that this weird piece of information is out of the bag is to have Joe and Gerard meet and have a chat.

It’s time for these two polar opposites to meet and bring this whole thing full circle.

Today I Learned Of 'Rack Man', One Of Australia's Most Notorious Unsolved Murders

25 years on and still no closer to solving the mystery.

Australia is a big country with even bigger mysteries, many of which remain unsolved. Of the many strange happenings that have happened Down Under over the years, there are few that boggle the mind more than the creepy unsolved murder of “Rack Man”.

In 1994, Mark Peterson was out fishing on the Hawkesbury River in Sydney and hoping for a good catch. The sun was shining and conditions were ripe for a great day.

After feeling a heavy tug on his fishing net, Mark thought he struck gold. But it turns out his catch wasn’t the school of fish he had hoped. Instead, it was a crude steel crucifix with the remains of a human body, which was wrapped in plastic and arranged accordingly, tied to it.

Needless to say that Mark’s day went from great to horrible in record time.

After calling the police immediately (and presumably retiring from fishing immediately), the body was retrieved for examination.

Once forensic pathologists did their magic on the body, they found that the body belonged to a Caucasian male with dark hair aged between 21 to 41 who had died from a big blow to the head. Beyond establishing a basic description and confirmation that the dude was pretty short (a mere 163cm tall, give or take a bit), the police were immediately stumped.

Since the body was so eroded by the water, identifying features like fingerprints and DNA samples were impossible to use meaning that the identity of the deceased man remains a mystery.

With Rack Man unable to be identified, it also meant that figuring out his killer and the circumstances that led to his watery discovery was next-to-impossible for the police since they literally have nothing to go off.

After attempts at figuring out Rack Man’s identity using the clothes off his body failed, the police reconstructed the man’s face using computers and spread the word out to the public in hopes of getting the lead that’s evaded then.

But despite many tips, false rumours and initial promising leads into Rack Man’s identity, the case remains as one of Australia’s most notorious unsolved murders even today as police have yet to close it.

At the time of writing, the remains of Rack Man lie in a morgue somewhere, waiting for someone to come and hopefully shed some light on who this mysterious person is.

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