The announcement of the Charlie’s Angels film reboot has upset some OG fans, and that’s fine- you’re entitled to have your hang-ups and feel personally victimised but just so you know, I don’t stand with you.
After watching the trailer for the new Charlie’s Angels, I’m a convert – and I haven’t even seen the movie yet.
I couldn’t peel my eyes away from Kristen Stewart, but that might just be because I’m a raging queer and she’s this incredible, ethereal being to us. It also could be attributed to her unbelievable versatility, stepping into the role of multiple characters within the film.
Kristen takes on the role of a jockey, a hotel housekeeper, Soul Cycle-goer, and the list goes on. Wigs and disguises are giving me major Hannah Montana vibes, but if she said she rode horsies on the side, I’d believe her.
Not only is Kristen Stewart totally killing it in her scenes but overall, this version feels like a genuine step up from the original Charlie’s Angels movie. I know that’s a big claim, but I stand by it.
Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott and Ella Balinska are wickedly cool, hot and badass, making the perfect diverse trio of women to carry on the legacy left behind.
Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus and Lana Del Ray are responsible for the soundtrack, it’s produced and directed by Elizabeth Banks and Noah Centineo plays a hot, smart science boy – am I allowed to breathe? Ever?
In case we didn’t catch it, I’m bullshit excited to see the Charlie’s Angels reboot when it drops in cinemas November 15th 2019. And for the record, I would 100% let Kristen Stewart kick me in the face.
