Charlie Sheen has filed requests to modify his child support payments to Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller, because he’s fallen on hard times as a result of Hollywood apparently turning its back on him.
In court documents obtained by People, Sheen claimed he’s had a “significant reduction” in earnings, and is experiencing a “dire financial crisis” because he now has less than $10 million to his name.
The documents mentioned debts to his lawyers, the IRS and on his mortgage. He even owes his pool cleaner and gardener money, although I wonder why he can’t pay them out of the $10 million he still has.
He said that his reduction in earnings is a result of being “blacklisted from many aspects of the entertainment industry”, which is legal-speak for “getting passed over for jobs because everyone knows you’re a nightmare to work with and not a very good actor, anyway”.
Hey, remember this meme?
Sheen pays Richards $20,000 a month for their two daughters, and Mueller $55,000 each month for their two sons. In February, he listed his Beverly Hills mansion for sale for $9,999,999, so let’s hope it sells so that he can settle his debts and get back to living his ridiculously ostentatious and obnoxious life ASAP.
If anyone’s keen to start a GoFundMe for poor Charlie, let me know, I’ll chip in $0.69.