The internet is freaking out. Photos have leaked of Lana Del Rey and a man who, rightfully, could only be described as a silver fox. The two are shown side by side, strolling through a park and soaking up the sun. The catch: Del Rey’s new man, Sean Larkin, is a cop.
That’s right, Lana Del Rey, famous for her edginess and general ‘f-the-rules’ attitude is dating a man who’s probably given out a parking ticket before. It just doesn’t add up. This is just one of this year’s many celebrity couples that have made us go, um what?
Has her law-enforcing beau heard any of her music? Because Billboard literally wrote an article titled, ‘Lana Del Rey’s 16 Best Songs About Getting High.’ She’s produced lyrics such as, “You got that medicine I need / Dope, shoot it up, straight to the heart, please” and “All those special times I spent with you, my love / They don’t mean shit compared to all your drugs.”
How is the internet sleeping on the inherent contradiction within this couple? Lana wrote a song titled, ‘Yayo’, which is a street name for cocaine for crying out loud.
The Lana stans are yet to see this glitch and are in full throttle support mode. The two do look damn good together and this guy is indisputably attractive. He’s got a silver mane, has nice tattoos and he’s fit. People on Twitter seem to be strictly referring to him as “daddy.”
This whole scenario really has me thinking: is Lana Del Rey really a baddie? Because either her or her beau is masquerading. Maybe it’s the policeman that isn’t a straighty 180. Either that or Del Rey’s entire career has been built on the false image of a woman sans care for society’s rules and expectations. Has Lana’s favourite ice-cream flavour really been vanilla this whole time?
