It’s rare to see a new religion take off. Usually, we settle for the ones we already have, or just denounce the whole idea of religion completely. But today, history has been made. We have a new religion, a new god to look up to.
Friends, may I introduce you to Bruno, one of the beautiful cats up for adoption in Chicago’s Wright Way Rescue.
We did warn you he's high maintenance, right?
*Grapes strictly for prop – all cats are super spoiled*#BrunoTheCat #ThiccBoiBruno #WrightWayRescue pic.twitter.com/4Pabmgqqhv
— Wright-Way Rescue (@WrightWayRescue) August 17, 2018
Not only does Bruno stand on its hind legs like a little Rory Calhoun, he also does not like pats on his belly, demands pets whilst eating, and likes to have his food and water served in separate rooms.
As you can clearly see, this is the best cat. The perfect hairy baby for any home. Even if you’re not a cat person, you have to agree that this cat is a very good cat.
On social media, the reaction has been unanimous: this is The Best Cat.
This is Bruno and he’s a 7-year-old, 25-pound polydactyl cat up for adoption at @WrightWayRescue in Illinois.
He stands on his hind legs when he’s hungry, demands pets while he eats and wants multiple water options.
Someone adopt this sweet prince! https://t.co/Z5TRpVQVPC pic.twitter.com/LxxOdf3slx
— Erin (@erinruberry) August 17, 2018
Bruno the 25-pound cat is what I look and feel like with PMS after Friday pizza nights. pic.twitter.com/Yb7315xhmc
— Elfy Scott (@elfy_scott) August 17, 2018
I laughed way to hard at this
????This is Bruno, and he’s a 25-pound cat who’s currently up for adoption at the Wright-Way Rescue Adoption Center in Morton Illinois.
Bruno also apparently loves to be petted while he eats.
I bet he does!!
????Cute tho ? pic.twitter.com/e3Y5WGGGNc
— Bruno’s G Spot (@SpookyMagoo) August 17, 2018
Bruno is not just a good cat. The following evidence suggests that Bruno is also a significant figure in world history.
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1031082050776956928
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1031158547093118976
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1031286899590217728
Since the news of God Emperor Bruno went viral, the Wright Way Rescue has been flooded with applications for his adoption. It appears that Bruno himself is personally looking over each applicant.
Fame has gone to his head. Our thicc boi Bruno is now reviewing applications for the *PERFECT* home. pic.twitter.com/NmVjAufJcw
— Wright-Way Rescue (@WrightWayRescue) August 17, 2018
In conclusion, Bruno is my god now.
All praise Bruno the beautiful cat.