Part of becoming an adult is developing a creepy obsession with hardware and outdoor living behemoth Bunnings, that giant shed whose slogan – “Where Lower Prices Are Just The Beginning…” – seems to contain an implied threat. What comes next, Bunnings? WHAT COMES NEXT???
And if you’ve found spending your current money at Bunnings to be insufficiently exhilarating, be advised that now you can spend your future money there too!
They’ve partnered with Openpay to allow you, the hardware enthusiast, to spend up to 18 months paying off your purchases. And that is going to be a terrifying dose of catnip to renovators who will be piling out with trolleys a-laden and finish paying off said purchase while that kit wardrobe is still sitting in its box.
In any case: now that Future Us is footing the bills, we now have to pop out to Bunnings and stock up on BBQs, thereby allowing us to have our own sausage sizzle in any carpark we want.