Category: Booze

Your Pa Officially Necked More Six-Packs Than You, So Don’t Let Him Scold You

Well, well, well, looks like the beer is in the other glass.

You're The Same Person Drunk As You Are Sober So No More Excuses

It's a lame excuse and needs ending.

Literally The Only Good Climate Change News Is That It's Making Wine Cheaper

Well, for the time being at least. Drink up!

This Anti-Drink Driving Boom Gate Will Not Let You Out If You're Over The Limit, And There's One Coming To Australia

Over 0.05? You shall not pass.

Keith Richards Has Given Up Drinking And It's Making Us Very, Very Worried

For one thing, won't this lead to worldwide stockpiles of booze?

James Bond Has A Drinking Problem, Say Researchers With Too Much Time On Their Hands

Remember, never drive your invisible car when intoxicated.

Booze Consumption In Australia Is At A 50-Year Low, So It's No Wonder We're Having A National Identity Crisis

What are we as a nation if we aren't constantly sinking tins?

The Corporatisation Of Kick-Ons Continues, With 7-Eleven And BWS Both Buying-Up Booze Delivery Companies

The growing house party scene is driving up the demand for booze delivery, and big business is getting in on the action.

That Incredibly Tempting $27 Tequila At The Bottle Shop Could Actually Be A Product Of Exotic Regional NSW

Yes, the super-cheap stuff is definitely too bad to be true – and also illegal.

These Robotic Mixologists Are Here To Save You And Bartenders From Awkward Small Talk

They don't ask for tips, they don't care how your day has been, and they're not going to judge if you want a few extra ice cubes in your top-shelf spirit.

Feeling Foggy This Morning? Swallow These Capsules Filled With Human Liver Enzymes And Your Hangover Will Be Replaced With A Peaceful Vaguely Cannibal Feeling

That's right, science has finally given us something useful - a hangover cure!

The Government Has Deduced That Australians Like Cheap Beer, And So They Are Doing A Good Beer Thing In The Budget

This may be GOAT's only Federal Budget coverage, unless they introduce some kind of tax on Simpsons GIFs and using the word "cooked" in headlines. Anyway, cheap beer!