Your Pa Officially Necked More Six-Packs Than You, So Don’t Let Him Scold You
Well, well, well, looks like the beer is in the other glass.
Well, well, well, looks like the beer is in the other glass.
It's a lame excuse and needs ending.
Well, for the time being at least. Drink up!
Over 0.05? You shall not pass.
For one thing, won't this lead to worldwide stockpiles of booze?
Remember, never drive your invisible car when intoxicated.
What are we as a nation if we aren't constantly sinking tins?
The growing house party scene is driving up the demand for booze delivery, and big business is getting in on the action.
Yes, the super-cheap stuff is definitely too bad to be true – and also illegal.
They don't ask for tips, they don't care how your day has been, and they're not going to judge if you want a few extra ice cubes in your top-shelf spirit.
That's right, science has finally given us something useful - a hangover cure!
This may be GOAT's only Federal Budget coverage, unless they introduce some kind of tax on Simpsons GIFs and using the word "cooked" in headlines. Anyway, cheap beer!
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