Bill Shorten Is Staying In Parliament Because Of One Man: John Howard
Don't look so surprised.
Talk less, smile more, don't let them know what you're against or what you're for.
This is of course great news for the Just Making Stuff Up Party.
Whoever's got the gig will have a hell of a slog ahead.
A little something to make you feel better today...
These are tough times and we could all use a laugh. Or six.
The Scott vs Bill showdown will be settled in some weird places.
A country can dream.
Show don't tell.
Australia needed to see The Real Bill Shorten, and they got it.
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