There are two kinds people in this world and no, Britney, they are not the ones that entertain and observe. I’m talking about people who use a shower cap and people who don’t *shudders*.
For those playing at home who don’t know what I’m talking about, let me enlighten your soggy noggins.
A shower cap is a hat worn whilst showering or bathing to protect hair from becoming wet. Revolutionary, hey?
For as long I can remember I have always been a shower cap person. This humble bathroom essential has shaped me into the woman I am today; strong, bold, a touch needy and above all, efficient.
If like me, you’re a fan of the product, this is what it says about you:
1. You mean business
- You hate people who do a half-assed job. Both washing in themselves and in the work place. You’re determined and eager, and absolutely nothing gets in your way, not even soap.
- You care about you hair. Periodt.
- You have a tried and tested method for washing your hair and no amount of bathing is going to mess that up. The same way no peasant is going to ruin your day, no one will come between you and your routine.
2. You LIVE for fashion
- If your partner doesn’t think you look sexy while wearing a shower cap – cancel them. The same way if anyone threw shade at your new heels. Cancel them, ALL.
4. You clearly wash your legs
- Have you ever tried keeping your hair dry while washing your legs? Impossible! Trust me. That’s why when the issue arises, you’re all over it with a ground-breaking solution! Say it with me: shower cap.
And finally…
5. You’re cheap
- Settle petal. Don’t argue with me – you and I both know that you’re partial to stealing a shower cap from your hotel stay. And although it may as well be a piece of glad wrap, God dammit, you’ll use it.
If one, or all of the above, applies to you then I can highly recommend the addition of a shower cap into your daily washing schedule. They’re cheap, they’re effective, and they’re the perfect excuse to treat yo’ self.
