It seems the Marvel universe is expanding…
Avengers: Infinity War is finally here, so why not celebrate with some sexy fun time at home?
Geeky Sex Toys, the company that gave us a line of Star Wars inspired erotic playthings last year (remember the C-3 plug?) has outdone itself – this time giving Avengers fanatics the collectibles they all probably want but might not have the guts to admit.
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— Geeky Sex Toys ?️? (@Geeky_Sex_Toys) April 23, 2018
The “Indulgers: Pleasure War” collection includes seven movie-inspired items, ranging from the golden “Infinity Fist” (we don’t need to go into detail here, do we?), to the scarily huge 9-inch, green “Incredible Dong” (at least now we know what the Hulk looks like naked), a Black Widow inspired “Agent Getsmeoff” fleshlight (this I find really gross), and the “HawkAss Arrow Dildo”.
For the most part, the product concepts and the naming puns for each item are pretty hilarious.
The “Möan-Inir” (Thor’s Mjolnir hammer with a dildo for a handle) particularly made me chuckle.
Just in case you were worried these items might not be worth your money, keep in mind they all come in handmade drawstring pouches made with love to keep your toys safe and … clean.
Whether any of this actually heightens or ruins the Avengers movie experience is yet to be seen, to each their own, but what I’m curious about is how the heck this company has been able to get away with all these movie-themed creations without actually getting sued?
I guess you’ve got to capitalise where you can these days, am I right?
Geeky Sex Toys have been pretty open about their plans – even taking to Instagram to recruit fans and customers to help with the pun-tastic names for each product.
They even released the design drawings before the products hit the shelves.
Talk about exploring the universe – this range will shoot you off into the galaxy.
I love that @Geeky_Sex_Toys is bringing sex positivity to geek culture in such creative ways. I hope that by focusing on parody products they can make it easier, fun even, for timid or inexperienced nerds to give toys a try. We need more joy/pleasure in this world, not less! https://t.co/qF7TVFiupl
— Eric Webb (@salaciousscribe) April 24, 2018
While I’m not on board with every single one of the products, I am all for normalising and celebrating healthy sexual behaviour, as well as encouraging people to make themselves happy, so with that in mind… avenge on my friends, avenge on.