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Get Ready For The 'Try And Watch Avengers: Endgame Without Peeing Your Pants' Challenge

Avengers enthusiasts, it's time to really strengthen that pelvic floor.

The average human bladder can contain about 400 to 600 millilitres of water, and produces about 1500 mls of urine an hour.

With these hard numbers in mind, be advised that you’re going to want to give your bladder a solid wringing-out before taking your seat for the upcoming Avengers: Endgame.

This might be considered a spoiler so here’s a relaxing visual to give you a chance to opt out.

Ahhhhhhhhhh… oops.

Reportedly, the American AMC theatre chain put up a listing for the film which included the run time of 182 minutes. Yes: that’s THREE HOURS AND TWO BLADDER-POPPING MINUTES.

This was noticed by Comicbook.com before AMC edited their page to remove this little detail, and Disney have been coy about confirming or denying that the Phase 3-ending fillum will require viewers to install a catheter beforehand.

For comparison, Infinity War was a mere 142 minutes. Really flew by, huh?

“Hey! This cubicle is engaged, rat-elf!”

So maybe don’t down that massive Coke during the previews unless you’re planning on seeing Endgame in instalments.

Then again, the film is confirmed to contain Hawkeye so presumably there’ll be plenty of scenes you can go for a cheeky whiz without missing anything worthwhile.