Category: Australia Day

The Government Has Introduced A Dress Code For New Aussies That We Never Needed

Let's not forget the PM's own fashion faux pas.

We've Already Changed The Lyrics To Advance Australia Fair And We Can Totally Do It Again

As pointless culture war debates go, this is next level.

Australia’s Public Holiday Schedule Is A Hot Mess That Needs Fixing

With a little bit of tweaking, and the addition of plenty more arbitrary days off, we could fix everything.

Indigenous Rapper Baker Boy Is Officially This Year's Best Young Australian

He's the first artist to achieve success rapping in the Yolngu Matha language.

We've Just Found The Grave Of The First Guy To Circumnavigate Australia, Just In Time To Correct Scott Morrison

Our iconic explorers: they're always in the last place you look.

The Alternative Guide To The Australia Day Weekend If You’re Not Up For Wearing The Flag As A Cape

It's not all about the beer, tbh.

Scott Morrison's New Election Hope Has Been Calling For #ChangeTheDate For Years And Well This Is Awkward

Fortunately it's not like the government have made keeping January 26 a hill on which they're prepared to d… oh, wait…

All These Things Are Older Than The Australia Day National Public Holiday

Some traditions are a lot less ancient than you might realise.

The PM Wants To Spend $6.7M Recreating Captain Cook's Trip With A Completely Cooked Itinerary

They're wisely leaving out the Hawaiian bit, though.

It’s Hard To Argue With The Absolute Roasting Australia Gets In The Cheeky New Lamb Ad

“We’ve lost the plot. Cheating at sport?! Can’t even hang onto a Prime Minister!”

Brooke Boney Explaining Why She Can't Celebrate Australia Day On January 26 Shows Why We Need More Indigenous Voices On TV

"That’s the day that it changed for us."

First Poll Of The Year Confirms That Nation’s Love Affair With PM Scott Morrison Still Yet To Begin

B-but he's been trying so hard!