The Government Has Introduced A Dress Code For New Aussies That We Never Needed
Let's not forget the PM's own fashion faux pas.
Let's not forget the PM's own fashion faux pas.
As pointless culture war debates go, this is next level.
With a little bit of tweaking, and the addition of plenty more arbitrary days off, we could fix everything.
He's the first artist to achieve success rapping in the Yolngu Matha language.
Our iconic explorers: they're always in the last place you look.
It's not all about the beer, tbh.
Fortunately it's not like the government have made keeping January 26 a hill on which they're prepared to d… oh, wait…
Some traditions are a lot less ancient than you might realise.
They're wisely leaving out the Hawaiian bit, though.
“We’ve lost the plot. Cheating at sport?! Can’t even hang onto a Prime Minister!”
"That’s the day that it changed for us."
B-but he's been trying so hard!
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