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Sagittarius Season Is Officially Here To Turn Us Into Messy Monsters Like Them So Either Beware Or Embrace It

Welcome to the best excuse for being monumentally messy.

Do you know why they call the month leading up to Christmas ‘silly season’? No, it is not because of the rampant drinking and excitement about the year’s end. It’s because it’s Sagittarius season bitches, so buckle up.

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Until December 21 we are all at the mercy of the Sagittarius ruling, which means we should all be prepared for turmoil.

Sag’s are known for being impulsive, wild, unruly, and just all round intense. They’re born under a confident constellation and highly likely to not give a f**k. Sagittarius season roughly translates to: LET’S TURN THIS SH*T UP.

So basically for the next month the stars want you to be your absolute messiest, most Sagittarius self. And who are we to deny the stars?

Fun fact: We’re kicking off Sag season with Mercury in retrograde, so pretty much November 23 – December 6 is a free for all. Every man for himself.

This is the astrological equivalent of being black out drunk.

Extra love to all the Geminis, Aries, Capricorns and Scorpios out there, who are even more prone to the affects of Sagittarius season than the rest of us. We’ll be praying for you. We’ll be praying for us all.

The best way through this is to embrace that Sagittarian energy, walk on the wild side, and we’ll see you all in Capricorn season.