Category: Animals

Kevin The Kookaburra's Alleged Killer Flees Australia, And Likely Justice

The poor bird stole a chip from someone and got decapitated as a result.

Kevin The Kookaburra Was Decapitated Because A Manbaby Lost His Temper

Nothing warrants the decapitation of a kookaburra. Nothing.

Man Of My Literal Dreams Jake Gyllenhaal Walked Into NYC Traffic To Save A Dog

"He really was a hero."

Why Are Australians So Obsessed With Feeding Wild Birds? An Investigation

Ducks and wonder white are just not a good match.

The Pug Who Provided The Sound Effects For Halo Is The Purest Thing You'll See Today

The goodest of boys.

Props To The Lion Who Didn't Kill This Intruder Hoping For Insta Fame

This is NOT the effing Lion King.

The Bloke Who Made The First Labradoodle Litter Regrets Playing God

He's called his creation "Frankenstein’s monster".

Meet Sirfetch'd, A New Duck Pokemon That Makes No Logical Sense At All

The latest Onion Knight doesn't quite adhere to the laws of physics.

100 Vats Of Bull Jizz Exploding On An Aussie Farm Is The New 30-50 Feral Hogs

That's a whole lotta bull.

Pick Up Your Dog’s Poop Or There Might Be CSI-Style Consequences

It's a sh*tty situation.

Science Killjoys Want Us To Believe That Nessie Was Just A Big Ol' Eel

I will not stand for it.

The Pitfalls Of Public Dog Petting Etiquette

To cuddle or not to cuddle, that is the question.