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Adults Who Say “Ta”? Put ’Em Back In The Oven, They Ain’t Done Yet

Yeah, nah.
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Making Friends As An Adult Is A Goddamn Ordeal

Frankly, it's easier just to embrace a future as a ranting curmudgeon.
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Chances Are Your Parents Have Eaten Actual Poo And Kissed You Goodnight

“Somehow, a little nugget escaped my son's diaper and ended up on my plate of eggs and sausage.”
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How Many Pillows Are You Actually Supposed To Have On Your Bed?

"We've all dated the same dude with one pillow."
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There Are Now Real-Life “Adulting” Classes, By Public Demand, Because We Just Can’t Cope

You won't have to live in fear of the real world any longer!

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